Top 10 signs of a bad craft show!

In true David Letterman style, I’ve come up
with my own Top 10 list.

Top 10 Signs of a BAD CRAFT SHOW

10. The one and only sign outside is written
in crayon and is full of happy face stickers

9. The best door prize offered is a bright
orange crocheted toilet paper cover

8. Vendors have started a poker game in
the corner

7. Cafeteria is selling coffee spiked with
No-Doze

6. The only bags being carried are by “bag
ladies” who came in off the streets to warm
up

5. Bored crafter is practicing his putter stroke
in the aisle

4. Organizers are hiding in the bathroom
chewing Tums

3. Crafter next to you is using a plastic picnic
table cloth on his table and written on a paper
plate it says “gweat pwices”

2. Teens with Mohawks, pierced lips and
black fingernail polish are telling you that
your products are “pimpin’ hot!”

And the Number 1 way to tell you
are at a bad craft show is…

1. You went looking for the maintenance
man because you needed help. You found
him in the supply closet … with his fly
unzipped.

How many can you add to this list??
Don’t be shy, click on comments and add
your own.

Coming Soon! Another Top 10 list…

THINGS CRAFTERS HATE HEARING
AT A CRAFT SHOW

Theresa
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